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FZER

FZER

Avid Rider
I'm asking for a 24-48 hour reprieve from the Admins on my posts if they are inapproiate in anyway, because I'm going to be highly intoxicated for a couple of days. I went white water rafting on the Ocoee River in TN Saturday, and I got catapulted out of the boat about half way through the 1998 Olympic rapid section. After I managed to get really close to being rescued in the middle of class 5 water I was able to grab a safety rope that was thrown by the guides to me to get close to the shore half drowned, winded from big time intense swimming, and scared to death to hear my friend, who had also fallen out of the raft scream, “Raft Steve”. I turned just in time to see another raft full of people run me slap over. Between the rope and the life vest holding me up on top of the water I took a seriously bad whack to the head. I instantly lost the rope and went down stream maybe another 50 yard. Yes the raft is ok after hitting my head! I was pretty sore the next day, but my neck continued to get worse and worse till I absolutely couldn’t move it to the right or backwards at all. Yesterday I gave in and went to a medical clinic, nothing is actually wrong with my vertebrae, but all the muscle starting from my mid-back all the way up to the bottom of my skull are completely locked up. This really sucks too because safety wise riding the motorcycle is completely out of the question, because I have to turn my whole body to check the blind spot, at least for now.
I should mention though, through all of that I still held onto my paddle unlike the two others that got thrown out as well.
 
sinclap2

sinclap2

Lazy
FZER said:
Little confused about that one. Valium, Vagina, and Viagra???
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LOL, but pobably not in that order! Maybe reverse it?

We have a beer here called VB (short for Victoria Bitter), that is often referred to a Vitamin B :) That might help cure you!



That all sounded fun up until the bad sh*t happened! I hope you're feeling better soon.
 
FZER

FZER

Avid Rider
Hillarous responses! Worked things out with some Soma and chiropractor adjustments. I'm not a huge believer in chiropractors, but for sore necks it seems to be really good, that is if they can actually get your neck to "adjust," I call it pop. I have had it go the other way though. I was all locked up once and my neck wouldn't pop and I was a lot worse off than when I went in. I waited a couple days for it to loosen up and then went. Man sometimes I wish I would have never played American football.
 
MotoRick

MotoRick

Motorcycle Fanatic
I need some Vitamin B. You can't get any Australian beer besides Fosters here. I've had Coopers and Tooheys before but now I can't get them either.
 
sinclap2

sinclap2

Lazy
MotoRick said:
I need some Vitamin B. You can't get any Australian beer besides Fosters here. I've had Coopers and Tooheys before but now I can't get them either.
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In words of good friend of mine..."Fosters is Pooh". No one drinks Fosters in Australia, well no one I know!

When I use to drink it was:
VB, Tooheys New and Old, XXXX Gold (when you want an easy night), Hahn, Coopers, Boags, now I am starting to :cry4: reminiscing! The Tooheys OLD was not good for the Gout:mad:

Now I just don't drink it is easier not to (even though I am on medication I just dont), gout sucks! I even gave up the bourbon!
 
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Hoover

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A question to my Southern Hemisphere pals...
When I left GB in 91 for the US, my beer of choice was Castlemaine XXXX.
Never saw it again. However, I have many coasters and beer towels with the red and yellow logo.
Does it still exist?

Great commericials if my memory serves me right
 
sinclap2

sinclap2

Lazy
Hoover said:
A question to my Southern Hemisphere pals...
When I left GB in 91 for the US, my beer of choice was Castlemaine XXXX.
Never saw it again. However, I have many coasters and beer towels with the red and yellow logo.
Does it still exist?

Great commericials if my memory serves me right
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It certainly does! They now make a mid strength, which is the XXXX Gold i mentioned in my other post. I quite liked it.
 
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Vapordan

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I don't get why so many people are into beer. I drink hard liquor. Beer does absolutely nothing for me. 'sept make me pee. If my buddies are drinking, sure, I down a few bottles but I won't, on my own, go grab a beer. To each his own i guess.
 
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Hoover

Guest
Vapordan said:
I don't get why so many people are into beer. I drink hard liquor. Beer does absolutely nothing for me. 'sept make me pee. If my buddies are drinking, sure, I down a few bottles but I won't, on my own, go grab a beer. To each his own i guess.
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I'm wilth you on this. I have a beer or two to quench my thirst but vodka is my mistress. :cheers:
 
MotoRick

MotoRick

Motorcycle Fanatic
Vapordan said:
I don't get why so many people are into beer. I drink hard liquor. Beer does absolutely nothing for me. 'sept make me pee. If my buddies are drinking, sure, I down a few bottles but I won't, on my own, go grab a beer. To each his own i guess.
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It's alright. To each his own. As Benjamin Franklin allegedly said, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Next time I quaff a tasty brew I'll toast your health! Cheers. Oh, and you might want to try something besides Molsens next time! :D
 
FZER

FZER

Avid Rider
I'm one of those crazy folks that actually likes Whiskey. Don't ask me how, because people are all the time asking me how do you drink that crap. I don't drink nothing like wild turkey, but Jack Daniels or Jim Beam. I really really like Jack single barrell. Lot's of ice and let it sit a minute oh man.
 
MotoRick

MotoRick

Motorcycle Fanatic
FZER said:
I'm one of those crazy folks that actually likes Whiskey. Don't ask me how, because people are all the time asking me how do you drink that crap. I don't drink nothing like wild turkey, but Jack Daniels or Jim Beam. I really really like Jack single barrell. Lot's of ice and let it sit a minute oh man.
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I like Bourbon especially. That sour mash kind. Ezra Brooks.
 
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